Clay's Thoughts on the Twins

These are things Clay has actually said since finding out we are having twins.

Clay: "I hope our kids are like Joy"
Chelsea: *awkward silence*

Clay: "Good news is that we can pull a Parent Trap if we get divorced"
Chelsea: *awkward silence*

Chelsea: "If we have a girl and a boy there may not be a lot of competition between them."
Clay: "Yeah but then they can date each others friends."
Chelsea: *awkward silence*

Clay: "I hope we don't have twin girls.  I don't want high school boys to fantasize about them"
Chelsea: *awkward silence*

Clay: "You're going to be HUGE"
Chelsea: *death glare*

As you can tell it is going to be lots of fun with a Dad like Clay.